Google anonymous


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I am launching a new service for marketeers who read this blog.

It’s called Google Anonymous. If you need help with your Google Analytics addiction we can help you, initially by launching a national helpline for addicts who can’t put down their Google Analytics account and relax for more than 5 minutes.

Google Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from analytics addiction.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop login into GA in meetings, trains, planes and automobiles. There are no dues or fees for GA membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions.

GA is not allied with any sect (including Google itself), denomination, politics, organisation or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes.

Our primary purpose is to stop hitting the refresh key and help other marketeers to achieve data sobriety.

If you are really needing help, you can drop me an email or post a comment on my blog, we will get in touch and connect you with a trained counsellor.

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